I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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