Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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