i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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