I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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