I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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