Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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