I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I lost the right to judge tonight
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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