Say something about gay babies.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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