so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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