Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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