i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Shame is for Republicans.
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