it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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