If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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