I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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