May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
