gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We are two peas in an std pod
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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