She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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