dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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