I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
