You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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