I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
