All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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