belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
