Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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