i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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