I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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