Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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