There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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