dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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