Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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