that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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