fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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