hotel room ftw
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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