STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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