Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I need a beard to bite.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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