we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We got so high we made milksteak
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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