only if we run a train.
done.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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