Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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