that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Can Purell be used as lube?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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