I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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