Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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