On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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