imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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