she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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