those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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