I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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