Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
She's not a foreskin expert like you
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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