Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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