My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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