is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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