How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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