...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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