She is in my trunk
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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