if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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